Beware!
"wash your hands"
"yes, mommy"
*at the sink*
*washing*
"Hello there, little girl!"
*With humongous EVIL grin plastered on IT'S face*
*Girl kicked and punched the EVIL CLOWN*
"Mommy! It's Ronald McDonald! Make it go away!"
Oh I hate Ronald McDonald.
B-Hay
As I was saying. Let me repeat myself. No offense to McDonald company or what so ever. This is based on my own fear of one and only clown. Ronald McDonald.
I-hate-Ronald McDonald.
Ronald McDonald.
What's more can I say about Ronald McDonald 'the evil IT'?
How contradicting can it get? When a girl celebrated 2 of her birthdays with clowns performing in it. 1 yr old party and 9 yrs old party. There were clowns performing old fashioned magic twicks that made the audience say, "oooooohhhh......aaaaahhhhh.......*clap clap*"
I've never been scared of clowns before.
Not, till I met 'the evil IT'.
I'm ridiculously more scared of 'the evil IT' than being sped over by bicycles or almost get ran over by taxis TWICE. (thank you very much)
OR
being infested by roachies!!
( Oh i hate roachies!)
It was a Thursday.
My classmates and I decided to eat at the nearest McDonald and I saw this poster.
A girl washing hands AND Ronald McDonald was staring at the girl.
WITH a very pale face, large open mouth sized of a fist forming a FAKE grin.
No descriptions can explain how Ronald McDonald looked like in that picture.
Can't even believed that the girl looked so darn happy seeing 'the evil IT's big fake grinned face.
The little girl must be thinking," mommy, get me out of here! *sob sob*"
(Evil clown. That big fat red lipped clown. Face so pale.)
( I wondered if IT bleached itself just like MJ. Then my phobia will be gone. Cause IT will melt under the sun. "I'm meeeelltiing...I'm meeellttiinngg...")
(I'll be Euphoric!)
She must be crying inside and thinking of ways how to get "the evil IT" out of her sight.
Cause if I were the girl that will be the things I'll be thinking about.
No doubt.
While eating my burger can't helped myself having a feeling that something's watching me.
Then I turned to my left and face to face saw ' the evil IT 's fake grinned face.
*I'm gonna gobbled you up*
*I'm an evil clown
I'm gonna eat you up
I'm an evil clown
Tralalala*
*SHUDDERED*
Enough Blue.
You're thinking too much of ' the evil IT '.
I got a feeling I'm gonna be dreaming of IT tonight.
*SHUDDERED*
I guess I won't be sleeping tonight!
*Happy happy*
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Naaahhh....Not gonna happen.
I got to have my beauty sleep.
*eeiiww*
Anyway, I have to face Ronald McDonald a.k.a. ' the evil IT ' sooner or later.
There's no way I'm going to be defeated by that EVIL CLOWN which can't even put lip stick on properly.
(It's a MALE....or it isn't?)
O_o
IT has a large FEET for crying out loud and flaming red hair.
I guess no one can put the fire out up there in his head.
*Funny*
(Laugh or else.....)
As I was saying. Let me repeat myself. No offense to McDonald company or what so ever.
I-Hate-Ronald McDonald
.
.
.
.
.
Done.
*
*
*
Off to my beauty sleep.
(See ya, Ronald McDonald a.k.a. ' the evil IT ' in 10 mins)
*WICKED SHMILE*
"wash your hands"
"yes, mommy"
*at the sink*
*washing*
"Hello there, little girl!"
*With humongous EVIL grin plastered on IT'S face*
*Girl kicked and punched the EVIL CLOWN*
"Mommy! It's Ronald McDonald! Make it go away!"
Oh I hate Ronald McDonald.
B-Hay
As I was saying. Let me repeat myself. No offense to McDonald company or what so ever. This is based on my own fear of one and only clown. Ronald McDonald.
I-hate-Ronald McDonald.
Ronald McDonald.
What's more can I say about Ronald McDonald 'the evil IT'?
How contradicting can it get? When a girl celebrated 2 of her birthdays with clowns performing in it. 1 yr old party and 9 yrs old party. There were clowns performing old fashioned magic twicks that made the audience say, "oooooohhhh......aaaaahhhhh.......*clap clap*"
I've never been scared of clowns before.
Not, till I met 'the evil IT'.
I'm ridiculously more scared of 'the evil IT' than being sped over by bicycles or almost get ran over by taxis TWICE. (thank you very much)
OR
being infested by roachies!!
( Oh i hate roachies!)
It was a Thursday.
My classmates and I decided to eat at the nearest McDonald and I saw this poster.
A girl washing hands AND Ronald McDonald was staring at the girl.
WITH a very pale face, large open mouth sized of a fist forming a FAKE grin.
No descriptions can explain how Ronald McDonald looked like in that picture.
Can't even believed that the girl looked so darn happy seeing 'the evil IT's big fake grinned face.
The little girl must be thinking," mommy, get me out of here! *sob sob*"
(Evil clown. That big fat red lipped clown. Face so pale.)
( I wondered if IT bleached itself just like MJ. Then my phobia will be gone. Cause IT will melt under the sun. "I'm meeeelltiing...I'm meeellttiinngg...")
(I'll be Euphoric!)
She must be crying inside and thinking of ways how to get "the evil IT" out of her sight.
Cause if I were the girl that will be the things I'll be thinking about.
No doubt.
While eating my burger can't helped myself having a feeling that something's watching me.
Then I turned to my left and face to face saw ' the evil IT 's fake grinned face.
*I'm gonna gobbled you up*
*I'm an evil clown
I'm gonna eat you up
I'm an evil clown
Tralalala*
*SHUDDERED*
Enough Blue.
You're thinking too much of ' the evil IT '.
I got a feeling I'm gonna be dreaming of IT tonight.
*SHUDDERED*
I guess I won't be sleeping tonight!
*Happy happy*
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Naaahhh....Not gonna happen.
I got to have my beauty sleep.
*eeiiww*
Anyway, I have to face Ronald McDonald a.k.a. ' the evil IT ' sooner or later.
There's no way I'm going to be defeated by that EVIL CLOWN which can't even put lip stick on properly.
(It's a MALE....or it isn't?)
O_o
IT has a large FEET for crying out loud and flaming red hair.
I guess no one can put the fire out up there in his head.
*Funny*
(Laugh or else.....)
As I was saying. Let me repeat myself. No offense to McDonald company or what so ever.
I-Hate-Ronald McDonald
.
.
.
.
.
Done.
*
*
*
Off to my beauty sleep.
(See ya, Ronald McDonald a.k.a. ' the evil IT ' in 10 mins)
*WICKED SHMILE*
Labels: Drunkard B-Hay
