Oohh...
Woozy...
Ooohh butterfly!
Fly fly..
Blue snap out of it!
What's wrong with me??
Ooohh shiny!
B-Hay
This is a stupid story of stupidity.
So if you continue to read this stupid story then you're really SHTUPID.
One Saturday morning, a girl named Blue woke up. Walked into the kitchen and opened the right side of the fridge. Took out a bottle that she had never seen before. "Nice bottle", she uttered.
Settled down at the long oak dining table and drank her heart out.
Weird, she thought.
Blue talked, laughed and giggled to herself with no one's around.
Her brother JV came and sat down beside her and started pressing down buttons on his lap top.
Watching TV, Blue was curios what on earth are they talking. She asked her brother silly questions.
" What's torete?....What's 214?.....Who is she?....What is she singing?....What's the first 3 words?"
Without failed her brother definitely answered everything.
The only thing that Blue did was swinging back and forth giggling to herself.
(Just like what Katie did after killing her dear husband Micah, at Paranormal Activity.)
Ken came and looked at her as if she had gone bonkers.
Guess what? Blue just smiled and giggled.
Swinging back and forth.
Chino came walking pass her and mentioned,
" waahh. Blue's drinking VODKA."
Hell.
Blue stared at the bottle.
Smooth feeling as the liquid slides down her throat, transparent liquid, no bubbles, no smell.
Blue's confused.
Vodka? Can't be. She thought.
She twisted the bottle around.
In BLUE BOLD LETTERS.
ABSOLUT
CENTURY OF SWEDEN
VODKA
*This superb vodka
was distilled from grain grown
in the rich fields of southern Sweden.
It has been produced at the famous
old distilled near Ahus
in accordance with more than
400 years of Swedish tradition.
Vodka has been sold under the name
Absolut since 1879*
"Bloody hell", whispered Blue.
-THE END-
If you get to read my stupid story.
CONGRATULATION!
You are now considered the
MOST SHTUPIDEST PERSON.
EVER.
(" Oh don't tell me to Shut up!")
P.S.
I just want to mention that I FINALLY watched Paranormal Activity.
All thanks to Chino.
Oh yeah! My Sayang in yer face!
Just letting you know, I did not actually drank VODKA.
It's just the bottle that has VODKA written on it.
So no harms done.
I'M STILL CLEAN!
ALLELUIA!!
Woozy...
Ooohh butterfly!
Fly fly..
Blue snap out of it!
What's wrong with me??
Ooohh shiny!
B-Hay
This is a stupid story of stupidity.
So if you continue to read this stupid story then you're really SHTUPID.
One Saturday morning, a girl named Blue woke up. Walked into the kitchen and opened the right side of the fridge. Took out a bottle that she had never seen before. "Nice bottle", she uttered.
Settled down at the long oak dining table and drank her heart out.
Weird, she thought.
Blue talked, laughed and giggled to herself with no one's around.
Her brother JV came and sat down beside her and started pressing down buttons on his lap top.
Watching TV, Blue was curios what on earth are they talking. She asked her brother silly questions.
" What's torete?....What's 214?.....Who is she?....What is she singing?....What's the first 3 words?"
Without failed her brother definitely answered everything.
The only thing that Blue did was swinging back and forth giggling to herself.
(Just like what Katie did after killing her dear husband Micah, at Paranormal Activity.)
Ken came and looked at her as if she had gone bonkers.
Guess what? Blue just smiled and giggled.
Swinging back and forth.
Chino came walking pass her and mentioned,
" waahh. Blue's drinking VODKA."
Hell.
Blue stared at the bottle.
Smooth feeling as the liquid slides down her throat, transparent liquid, no bubbles, no smell.
Blue's confused.
Vodka? Can't be. She thought.
She twisted the bottle around.
In BLUE BOLD LETTERS.
ABSOLUT
CENTURY OF SWEDEN
VODKA
*This superb vodka
was distilled from grain grown
in the rich fields of southern Sweden.
It has been produced at the famous
old distilled near Ahus
in accordance with more than
400 years of Swedish tradition.
Vodka has been sold under the name
Absolut since 1879*
"Bloody hell", whispered Blue.
-THE END-
If you get to read my stupid story.
CONGRATULATION!
You are now considered the
MOST SHTUPIDEST PERSON.
EVER.
(" Oh don't tell me to Shut up!")
P.S.
I just want to mention that I FINALLY watched Paranormal Activity.
All thanks to Chino.
Oh yeah! My Sayang in yer face!
Just letting you know, I did not actually drank VODKA.
It's just the bottle that has VODKA written on it.
So no harms done.
I'M STILL CLEAN!
ALLELUIA!!
Labels: Drunkard B-Hay
